So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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