Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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