How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I understand Curling. That high.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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