Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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