would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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