Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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