How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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