Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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