you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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