Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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