She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize