And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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