with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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