You can't motorboat a personality
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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