Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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