is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
We got so high we made milksteak
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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