I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
