Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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