his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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