the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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