I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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