idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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