we're blogging at a bar
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
