Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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