is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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