we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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