DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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