I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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