In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
