I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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