just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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