she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
