i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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