I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you win again, gameday.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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