White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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