the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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