Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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