office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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