i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I lost the right to judge tonight
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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