ugly people sure do ruin things
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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