No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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