Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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