I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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