i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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