Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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