you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Randomize
