Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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