So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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