I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I don't deserve a penis
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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