I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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