now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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