office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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